It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”
(its shininess is a lot more obvious in person, my phone’s camera/lighting is just awful)
This is it this is the best URL everyone go home
If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via]
OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG